I had lunch with famous and important people...
[who do work that I cannot and will not share here.]
All you need to know is that...
...it all started out with a yellow dress.
So, I came home from that great lunch all stuffed and tired.
I changed into a yellow dress.
Then, this guy came by to talk to me.
I put on my youngest brother's football tshirt.
Then, I had to go outside.
[I can't go out with my legs showing.]
So, I put on some gray linen pants.
[The ones that Aura gave me. Thanks, Aura.]
I realized that my arms were still half bare.
So, I put on a tan cardigan.
[Ya know--the one with the hole in it.]
And while leaving the house,
I added some brown flip flops,
and grabbed my jean bag,
[yeah, I have one....]
but forgot my sunglasses. [Dangit.]
I looked like the frumpy, American idiot that I am.
And I.
Just.
Don't.
Care.
Any.
More.
I don't.
I was covered.
I was comfortable.
I was FAR from matching.
And it all started out with a yellow dress.
