Yellow Dress

Today was GORGEOUS.
I had lunch with famous and important people...
[who do work that I cannot and will not share here.]
All you need to know is that...

...it all started out with a yellow dress.

So, I came home from that great lunch all stuffed and tired.
I changed into a yellow dress.

Then, this guy came by to talk to me.
I put on my youngest brother's football tshirt.

Then, I had to go outside.
[I can't go out with my legs showing.]

So, I put on some gray linen pants.
[The ones that Aura gave me. Thanks, Aura.]

I realized that my arms were still half bare.
So, I put on a tan cardigan.
[Ya know--the one with the hole in it.]

And while leaving the house,
I added some brown flip flops,
and grabbed my jean bag,
[yeah, I have one....]
but forgot my sunglasses. [Dangit.]

I looked like the frumpy, American idiot that I am.

And I.

Just.

Don't.

Care.

Any.

More.

I don't.
I was covered.
I was comfortable.

I was FAR from matching.

And it all started out with a yellow dress.